Public Humiliation :
copied and pasted, from cat's oh-so-beautiful blog.
that has got to be the most suitable title to label my day today. yet somehow i am not exactly as embarrassed as i should be(well, noth cat and i were "SHAMELESS" in a decent way). hmm.. then again, it could be because i am used to being humiliated by teachers. rebellious. defiant. WHAT TO DO?

Cuthbert was making his apparently IMPORTANT speech about THE FIRE ALARM (right). So cat and i, happily listening, discovered a SQUASHED INSECT on the area i was sitting on (ewwwww). AND WE FREAKED OUT. AS EXPECTED, cuthbert told us to STAND UP. the ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE SCHOOL WAS PRESENT IN THE HALL, MIND YOU. and so i stood up. and as if it was not enough, he had to make us stand IN FRONT where everyone could see us. i s l o w l y walked there nonchalently whilst cat c r a w l e d to the front of the stand and s l o w l y stood up. then the whole world started to laugh.THANKS LOR. for the weirdest of reasons, that infuriated mr Cuthbert. maybe he didnt like laughter? (OH HEY, MAYBE HE`S JUST R E T A R D E D) he sent us out of the hall.Upon arriving the OUTSIDE of the hall, cat and i started laughing to shits. darnit. we have no shame. what to do? people borne with elephant skin.

after what seemed eternity, cuthbert appeared and told us to 'COME HERE'. then he started commenting that there IS something wrong with us. oh wait why dont i just type the conversation out. save the crap.
bert : i tell you all ah. there is something very weird with your behaviours. it is wrong you know? something is wrong.
cat : but there was an insect SQUASHED on the floor at the part where she (points to me) was sitting on!
me : *smiles smiles*
bert : but still ah, i tell you ah, there is something wrong with your behaviour (looks at M E). maybe your friends are too shy to tell you. i dont even think you know. there is something really wrong with you.
me : uh huh. but there was an insect.
bert : then you should have moved back!
me : we did what!
bert : but why did you have to laugh laugh and (acts outrageously in attempt to look like us) ?lynn : WE ARE GIRLS!
bert : no, there is something wrong with you.
cat and i : *nods head*
bert : ya see? (looks at cat) even she knows that she is wrong. and you? (looks at me) you are still smiling and laughing.
me : then what you want me to do?!
cat : ya la lynn. you need a therapist (cat, this is what you said).
bert : yes, and a psychiatrist.
cat : dont worry la lynn, i`ll bring you to the doctors.
cat and i : *giggles*
bert : you go watch those comedies, you see those idiots? you see how they behave? ya. you behave like them.
me : is that an insult?
bert : yes, that is an insult to bring you back to real ty.
cay : R E - A - L I T Y.
bert : yes, real ty. you all behave like monkeys.
me : no we dont. monkeys dont act like this.
bert : how do you know so much about monkeys?
cat : i watch the national geography what.
me : whatever la.
bert : (nothing to say) NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.
interesting uh ..? haha. who gives a darn.
9:58 PM;