watch it, it's gonna be a looooooooonnngggg one today!



love and body, everything, i watched it on discovery channel today. all in a few hours time and i have plenty to say. hmm.. i feel that im hooked on it alr, even though i only have one day to actually discover discovery channel! hmpf* unfair.




body. do you know that chimpanzees, given its small size in nature has bigger testicles than men? and men testicles are actually, not that small. because a male gorilla's testicles are even smaller. scientist's say female chimpanzees are not as faithful as female gorillas. so the male chimpanzees are given BIGGER testicles so that the male chimpanzee would mate with alot of different chimpanzees and can ejaculate more sperms to the female so that the male chimpanzee would have like say, younger generations. whilst female gorillas are faithful so the male gorilla does not need to have bigger testicles. hmm.. after all these.. i wonder, so does it apply to men? the bigger the size of a man's testicles, the MORE women he will make love to. makes sense right? i guess now.. i want someone who has SMALL balls. HURHUR.




women have A LOT of sex too, for the pleasure. it is only that women keep it a secret while men, on the other hand, BOAST about and tell ALL his friends about it. there was this married couple who had 4 children, 1 daughter and 3 sons. unfortunately, his youngest son had this CGF disease. they brought him to the doctor and realised that the disease was passed down through genes, in other words, by the parents. but later when the doctor examined the father's body, the father did not have the disease. and the doctor said, "only when BOTH parents have the disease, then they can pass it down to their child".. which means that.. the child is not his. so he went for a DNA check up.. ALL 4 kids did the check up.. and guess what?!?!?! only the daughter was his biological child. the sons belonged to OTHER men. saddening. and alas, they divorced and the man gained custody of all 4 children. can you imagine?! raising 4 kids but only 1 is truly your flesh and blood. while the rest are other men's offspring. tsk tsk.



also, there was this couple who weren't married but were together for quite sometime when the man found out that the woman had an affair with another man.
"i loved her but she was with another man. he took my place and i wasn't all that happy."
this man got so jealous he chainsaw-ed the adulterous man's garbage room door and then used an axe to smash his car. his whole car was like a remnant of... some junk that's supposed to be in a garbage room. hurhur.


MALE sexual jealousy can cause severe destruction.



OH OH! now it's about savants! one CHILD PRODIGY! woo~ that's hot. REEEEAAL HOT.
cat!!! your fellow mate! want to hear about them? heehee- being a genius isn't all that good. not only you die earlier, you have lower i.q. sort of autistic too. they perfect in some way but in another, they lack so much of it, it's saddening. these people are called SAVANTS. pronounced as ser-v-aunts. (i'm sorry, i cant use phonetics. HURHUR.)



joe, was a numbering savant. he could do all types of math calculation. he could calculate 755 square. as in 755 multiply by 755. and in 3 seconds, he could answer it. then the second question, DUH, was more challenging. 4555 square. 3 seconds to calculate, another 3 seconds to finish saying the answer. answer was 20748025. HAHAHA. imagine saying it in words. how many million how many many many thousands and twenty five. i'm in a state of trauma. BAH. well, that's not all.

matt, like any other 5-year-old boy, can study and play. but his talent in playing the piano is extraordinary. you play any 5,6 or 7 in-tuned or clashing notes on the piano once, he hears it and he could play all the EXACT NOTES. not an octave higher or lower. BAH. and he is a MUSIC savant. give him a 'flight of the bumble bee' score and on the spot, he could sight read and PERFECT the score. haha, unpukealievable child prodigy. (cat, what kind of child prodigy are you?)

HAH, this man is even MORE great. his name is kim, he is 52 yet his i.q is only 73. tsk tsk. wait, he REMEMBERS EVERYTHING he reads. he has photographic memory. also known as rote memory. he reads road, telephone directories, history books, encyclopaedia.. ALL. he reads all and remembers all. no, he DOESN'T need to even memorise. shucks. ask him which lane, road, day, date, month and year was the twin tower bulit and he'd tell you all. what happened in a movie, in the year 1902, what colour skirt was the girl wearing and all. - -ll when you watch movie, maybe you'd noticed like "2 years later, cambridge university" that kinda thing but WHO WOULD NOTICE WHAT COLOUR SKIRT WOULD THE LEAD ACTRESS BE WEARING?!?!?! sighs. and also, he could give the doctor the DAY if the doctor asked him this " what day was year 1895, march 27?". can you imagine? how his brain works wonders? although it was way before his time, he could, still give doctor snider the answer in just 2 seconds. nice.

last but not least, martin, can draw specifically detailed pieces of artwork on buildings. and no, he doesnt not even need to like stare and draw, stare and draw. he's an art savant. all he needs to do is take a glimpse of the builiding and he can draw the building alr!!! what the.. his art is like say, a portrait of the building, in just black ink. so cool right. tsk tsk. CANT TAKE IT. his sketches was alr breath-taking lo! dang~


i sound like some documentary blog shat.

darn. IF ONLY... i had 1/8 of each of their abilities. :c i'd be an all-rounded not-so-genius genius. sad thing is, that will never ever happen unless i try HARD enough to ACHIEVE it.
"they see all parts of the picture without understanding it"
while we ordinary humans are bombarded with SOOOOO many things we can only summarise it. savants they concentrate only on ONE thing and aren't bothered with the rest. teachers are so good in the subject they're teaching also has to do with this concept. like cat says, "they only master this subject." and we? we have to ACE all. it's not easy you know! hurhur. OH WELL. i'd do my best though. (:




i love mr chua! MY BABY-BROTHER-TO-BE!!!
hell no im not pretty yet but im charming. oh my, i feel damn MAN saying that. hurhur. i think i'm becoming pure lesbian! no, i'm not forcing myself to. i'm sorry, i don't want this to happen either. :l i love zhian, she's sweet. wee~ but cat and sheena hates me. ):
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